Howie Carr: Gaetz and Co. crashing Deep State party

Matt Gaetz for attorney general!

If he can somehow get in – by Senate confirmation doubtful, by recess appointment maybe – then maybe Gaetz can blow up the whole damn rotten edifice of the Department of Justice and its jackbooted Gestapo-like enforcement arm, the FBI.

Hey-hey-ho-ho, the whole Deep State has got to go!

Matt Gaetz has not led an exemplary life, even if some of the charges against him aren’t true. He’s a political prima donna, the quintessential spoiled rich kid, a Republican AOC.

But all you need to know is whose heads have been exploding since Trump announced Gaetz’s nomination as the next attorney general.

All the hoaxers, liars persecutors and Democrat dirty-tricksters like Adam Schiff, Andrew Weissmann, the fake Indian, etc. are huffing and puffing and saying that he’s… Orwellian.

They should know 1984. Ditto their amen chorus in the mainstream media – the real-life Ministry of Truth.

All the RINO’s at the Wall Street Journal and National Review are likewise getting the vapors. So what? Sen. Lisa Murkowski harrumphs that Gaetz is unqualified. Seriously, Murkowski flunked the bar exam four times. She’s almost as qualified to speak on legal credentials as, say, Walter Timilty III.

All the right people are up in arms. Think neo-con chicken hawks like John Bolton. Never-Trumper grifters like Noah Goldberg and the flim-flam men in the Pedo, er, Lincoln Project.

If they hate Matt Gaetz, how bad can he possibly be? By their enemies, ye shall know them.

The Deep State has been spending trillions to dismantle the Republic, and we’re supposed to forget about it and move on. You know, like in 2017, after Trump won and the FBI kept going into the secret FISA court with faked documents and Hillary Clinton-financed made-up crap to frame Trump and his people.

I don’t care if Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon in 2021. (He and Trump say he didn’t.) So what if Gaetz said on TV that women at anti-abortion marches are ugly and overweight, and then said that if anyone was offended, “Be offended.”

Merrick Garland was supposed to be eminently qualified, and on the level. Turns out, not so much, on either count.

Main Justice is overrun with two-legged vermin, and we need to call in the exterminator. Stop squawkin’, call Orkin. Only his name is Gaetz.

Don’t you want to know how many FBI “assets” the Deep State had at the Capitol on Jan. 6?

One Democrat operative with a press passes who now works at a for-sale cable network denounced Gaetz because he is “among the top five most vociferous critics of the FBI.”

You know, I already was rooting for him, they didn’t need to tell me anything more.

One of the ex-FBI hacks, Andrew McCabe, said of Gaetz, “Quite frankly, he couldn’t get hired by the FBI.”

McCabe was busted by the IG of the Justice Department for criminally lying to agents four times – on the day he was sworn in as acting director in 2017. McCabe is judging someone else’s morality?

Speaking of fidelity, bravery and integrity, Zip Connolly, H. Paul Rico, Vino Morris and five other FBI agents who took cash payoffs from Whitey Bulger could not be reached for comment. And that’s just in Boston.

Matt Gaetz doesn’t have the moral fortitude of… who? Peter Strzok? Kevin Clinesmith? Lisa Page?

Whenever one of those well-coiffed foppish briefers is questioned about their Democrat dirty tricks by Congressmen under oath, they claim they can’t say anything because of “sources and methods.” They claimed they “lost” 50,000 text messages talking about how they’re going to launch an insurrection to stop Trump from becoming president in 2016.

They claim they don’t know who planted the pipe bombs in DC right before what Gaetz calls the “fedsurrection.” The cell-phone data was corrupted, they said under oath. Now this week it turns out all the phone companies told Congress their data is intact, which means the DOJ and FBI are lying again.

But Gaetz is the problem, because he calls them out for Spygate and everything else.

The Deep State knew Hunter Biden’s laptop wasn’t “Russian disinformation” when the story broke in October 2020. The DOJ had had it for 10 months. Christopher Wray and Bill Barr – appointed by Trump – knew that the laptop was real, but they dummied up.

To defeat Donald Trump.

Silence is complicity. They let the Democrats lie. They didn’t care where COVID came from, because they didn’t want to offend the Red Chinese. Or Harvey Weinstein or Jeffrey Epstein.

The only one who didn’t lie about Hunter’s laptop was John Ratcliffe. He’s the new boss of the CIA. Because Trump can trust him. He’s got Trump’s back.

Have you noticed how many of Trump’s new confidants have themselves been hosed by lawfare, by the same Deep State bad actors who are now screeching like stuck pigs?

You know what they tried to do to Trump. You understand the (unproven) charges against Gaetz. How about Tulsi Gabbard, a military veteran put on the terror-watch list, accused of being a “Russian asset” by a Russian asset named Hillary Clinton.

Bobby Kennedy Jr., was denied Secret Service protection by Joe Biden, who has a bust of Robert Kennedy Sr. in the Oval Office, and who thought so highly of Bobby Sr. that he stole his speeches, word for word.

Elon Musk, from the toast of the Democrat party to the only African-American immigrant that the junta wanted to denaturalize and deport as an illegal alien.

Pete Hegseth, banned from military deployment at the 2021 inauguration because he has a Christian tattoo – a cross! – on his arm.

As Trump always told his supporters at the rallies, “You’re the ones they’re really coming for. I’m just in the way.”

Most of us have figured that out. People like Kennedy, Gabbard, Musk and Hegseth know it viscerally, first-hand.

And so does Matt Gaetz.

Gaetz for attorney general. After Eric Holder, Bill Barr and Merrick Garland, how could he possibly be anything but an improvement?

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